all in one day

There was rain. Then there was thunder. Then there was an earthquake. The streets are filled with rushing water, the air is sneezing up bolts of electricity, and my cheese is sliced in waving lines to match the waggle of my apartment building. And I feel really good about all of it.

This news article makes the quake sound much more "violent" than anything I experienced, but here's proof: http://guardianlv.com/2013/12/earthquake-5-8-violently-hits-turkey-egypt-and-cyprus/ 

This article will also be used (by me) as part of an introduction to the passive voice on Monday. Two birds, one storm. Or something like that.